Archive for April, 2008

So it is all of 2PM here, and I am ready to go to bed today. This has been a very long day. For the laughs let us just recap todays adventures.
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As I sit here with a large network outage so 8 of my servers are offline right now. Knowing that there is nothing I can do, I decide to surf the net, as I am surfing I found this very funny speech.
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1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.
2
40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3
315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
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As a lover of Linux the release of the new Ubuntu I to was eager to download and install this OS. However I have two problems currently. My laptop has a dead CD-Rom which sucks butt as the laptop is only 9 months old; and my desktop well is sadly running Windows XP Pro and I can’t really format it just yet. However heck lets install on the desktop it says it will auto partition it right?
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
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