Archive for February, 2009

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah) I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize. I didn’t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.

Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn’t that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoul der holster for it that evening. Read the rest of this entry »

Swallows: Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal.
She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road. Read the rest of this entry »

As many know I work with Ruby Ring Technologies and we get asked this a lot. We have been asked “What can I host on your servers, I have a busy site.” Over the years we have answered this question the same. Read the rest of this entry »

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

A mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Mom.’ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
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