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Dog Sex

Anthony — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:15:22 +0000

::knock knock::

“Come on in, it’s open.”

“Hi Mom.”

“Have you ever heard of people having sex with a dog?”

“……… ………. ……………….. …………… ………… …………….. ………………….. ……………………………….. ………………. ……………………. …………….. …………… okay, Mom, I’ll see you next week.”

“You get back here!”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex.”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex, I just asked if you had heard about it.”

“Yes, I’ve heard about it. Now do you want to go to Fred Meyer or Safeway today?”

“Where did you hear about it?”

“Fred Meyer? Safeway? Probably in a t.v. ad.”

“Ha. Ha. You know I meant dog sex.”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex.”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex, I just want to know where you heard about it.”

“I don’t know Mom. I think the first time I became aware that people had sex with animals was when someone was joking around about a donkey show.”

“What’s a donkey show?”

“I don’t want to talk about donkey shows with you.”

“I don’t want to talk about donkey shows, I just want to know what they are.”

“Mom, that qualifies as talking about donkey shows with you.”

“You’re so mean. You know I don’t have a computer to ask about stuff like this. I suppose I could just ask strangers in Safeway…”

“Ugh, and you would too. Okay Mom, a donkey show is a sex show where a person performs.. performs.. ah.. acts on a donkey.”

“Take me to one.”

“NO! I don’t even know if they’re real, and if they are they take place across the border.”

“I’ll pay for the gas to Vancouver.”

“Mom, across the border in Mexico, not Canada.”

“Oh. Well that makes more sense. You don’t hear about too many donkeys in Canada. Maybe Canadians have moose shows.”

“I’m not taking you to a moose show either.”

“All right. Maybe we should go to Fred Meyer today. They’re having a good sell on Swiffer pads.”

“…….. …………. …………….. ………….. ………… I can’t stand it, why were you asking me about dog sex?”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex.”

“I don’t want to talk about dog sex, I just want to know why you were asking about it.”

“Deven I think that qualifies as talking about dog sex.”

“Mom, don’t be a smarty pants. Really, why are you talking about this? Did someone propose having a dog sex night in the activity room?”

“They won’t allow any event in the activity room that could stain the carpet.”

“Are you going to tell me why?”

“If you must know, Tansy was telling us about her uncle that had an unnatural attachment to his poodle.”

“Oh my God…”

“I thought she just meant he bought his poodle little dog dresses or maybe hats, but apparently he had…”

“Mom, that’s okay, I get it.”

“…what he called ‘Poodle-Oodle-Noodle Time’….”

“Oh my God. Okay, okay, I get it.”

“…the ‘noodle’ was the dog’s you know what…”

“Mom! Really, I understand, you can quit…”

“…he said that the dog needed to relax at least once a week…”

“Mom, we’re done with this conversation now.”

“…we can’t decide if it’s illegal to do that.”

“I think it is.”

“How is that different from what bull breeders do?”

“I don’t know. Intent?”

“That must be what protects Canadians from going to jail for the moose shows. They probably just say they’re breeders.”

“Mom, it’s not Canad… you know what, never mind. You’re right, they must say they’re breeders.”

“Tansy did say her uncle’s poodle was the sweetest thing. I wonder if Poodle-Oodle-Noodle Time would work on Mrs. Dawson’s Jack Daniels terrier. That dog is high strung.”

“I want to be there when you suggest that treatment to Mrs. Dawson. Okay, are we done with this topic?”

“I don’t know why you’re asking me, you’re the one that wanted to talk about it.”

Obama Supporters

Anthony — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:18:40 +0000

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Music Then and Now

Anthony — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:42:09 +0000

So at work today, a song came on the random player by David Banner – Run Girl, the first thing I was thinking was man this is music? However it made me start to think. I remember hearing stories of the Beatles and the crazy commotion that they caused with there music and on my gosh the idea that boys and girls have sex. The song I am talking about is of coarse Beatles I want to hold your hand. Here are the lyrics.

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

Oh please, say to me
You’ll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You’ll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.

Yeah, you’ve got that something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.

Yeh, you’ve got that something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll feel that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

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My gosh the idea, holding a girls hand, I mean touching holy crap..
So here is the lyrics to Run Girl.

Cum girl, I’m tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I’m tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Finger f**k your pussy like you want some, girl
Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor
A nigga can’t f**k, what you think your finger made for
I’ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough,and I might lick it up
Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum girl
Uh, I wanna see your legs shake
Take you to the crib, we can f**k til the bed break
Uh, f**k you til your pussy ache
Think about the type right now, girl, mastur
(Uh uh) bate for a nigga, freak you in the clubs
stop worrying about them other hoes
It’s me in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I’m tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I’m tryna get your pussy wet
From http://6lyrics.com
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum on your finger girl, lick it all off
Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss
Play with the middle girl, stick it on in
I’m feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends
I can make ‘em bounce like 1, 2, 3
It ain’t nothin’ to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot
Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clique
Cum girl
And I’ma make ‘em all cum
Beat it like Mr. Calipark on the drum
I’ma beat it like Mike when he f**ked Billie Jean
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right, move your finger to the left
Work it all around til your ass outta breath
I ain’t tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back
Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that
Freaky ass hoes, lil freaky ass men
Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in
Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth
You make a nigga wanna f**k your ass on the couch
While we’re still in the club, show your pussy love
Work that clit
Cum girl
Go on and hit the dance floor
Open up wide, lemme show you what’s it made for
Uh, like a finger, like a donkey
Lemme see you play, play with your monkey
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it’s funky
I’ma put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Work that clit
Cum girl

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What the hell, did I miss something? How is it that this crap is ok now, but my God I want to hold your hand. The idea was a life of sin. I am telling you the world is going to hell, and nobody is going to stop it.

New Job

Anthony — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:09:10 +0000

Wow has it been some time since I posted over here. A lot has changed, and a lot is the same.
So the newest change is this morning I got a new job, as a Jr. System Administrator over at Lunarpages.com. This is pretty cool to me, as Ruby Ring Technologies is not really paying the bills anymore, and with a new baby on the way….

So I start Monday the 4th. I am excited as I need a change and a new view of life. I love what I do, but sitting here day in and day out gets old and boring. Having a job to go to daily is nice. Working from home is very nice as well, but it is so easy to slip out of a groove if your not careful.

I am so looking forward to this change. Plus it is a nice pay increase as well.

Nice Catch

Anthony — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:44:22 +0000

Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch.

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I don’t understand

Anthony — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:31:32 +0000

So I was doing my normal morning foxnew.com reading and I came across this article.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,366106,00.html Now I understand legal and all that but.
Let me start off by saying the following, YES having sexual relations with a minor is against the law, and should not happen. However saying that I remember some 15 years ago I know for a fact, that me and any of my friends would have killed to have sex or “sexual acts” at that age. Yes we would not know what to do, but having a older woman “read our hot teachers, or our friends hot mom’s” guiding us I am sure we would have had fun. Now again, sex and sexual relations with a minor is wrong and illegal but again; it would have been awesome.
Come on people, think about this, lets say your gym teacher was oh Pamela Rogers what teenage boy would do this and they run home crying to mommy? I mean if this had happened to me or any of my friends I know we would get in trouble, but that would be because we would be parading around like peacocks with our chests and feathers displayed out wide. We would be bragging to our friends something stupid. Not crying to our mommies because we got laid or these “oral acts” at 15. Then again we were not a bunch of crying whining emo babies like today.
Heck I bet you even though my dad is a no games, did not take my crap kind of dad, if I had gone to him and said “Dad, Mrs. Blank gave me a blow job the other night”, he would cut me off and give me a high five. Not demand we run to the police station. Now I understand that because I am a guy, and I have sons that maybe my view points are a little off, but dang nobody, not me or any of my friends would have gone home crying about sex at 15.

End Rant

Ghetto Baby Names

Anthony — Sat, 31 May 2008 14:36:43 +0000

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming more common.

Aaliyah , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Aqueeta , Arickiara , Ariyichia , Asinti , Aswann

Baranna , Biara , Bicorian , Brandia , Branatta , Brenina

Chanyacita , Chemillie , Contez

Damius , Dareekia , Darveeta , Dason, Davonte , DeAndre , Delareenea , Demarious , De’mon , DeRyan , Diondrake , Dizziona , Dreshane

Gareeta , Gervante , Glease , Gomar

Hamarion , Handita , Hankario , Hennekia , Homarian

Jada , Jakori , JaLarion , Jalen, Jamal, Jamtonio , Jaquandria , Jayrel , Jayzel , Jazmine, Jatavauis ,Johntae, JuKrisha , Jybonte

Kandeeya , Kenyatta , Keyshawn , Kehdairus , Kevonte

LaAmbah , LaBrion , Lemandon , Lamontez , LaQuarius , Laravia , Lasuri , Latar , Latassia , Layrona , Leamonar , Lendittia , LeSoria

Magi , Malerina , Malik , Marandon , Marsavius

Naranna , Narinna , Nario , Natharious , Nikkimah

Raven , Reignbow

Olario , Osandai

Panitana, Publeesha

Raleetha , Ronarion

Qualyn

Saraya , Sarequia , Saronda, Sequayah , ShaLaunda , Shanice, Shanquilla , ShaTranna , Shavadria , Sheleekia , Shesandra , Starrah , Starita , Starkesha , Sunreeta

Tamilla , Taylona, Terrell , Tierra, Traylora , Trevon, Tyowanna

ValDisha , ValNeeta , Vareetia

Xavera

ZaVon

Signs Your Getting Older

Anthony — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:08:44 +0000

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You watch the weather channel.
6. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “Hook up” and “Break up.”
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “Dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those *&^$ kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time TacoBell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down, and your car payments go up.
14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
15. You take naps.
16. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and Antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “Pretty Good Shit.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh Shit, What the Hell Happened?!”

Raver Party of One

Anthony — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:12:40 +0000

Even if you don’t like Techno, you have to give this kid some credit. Opens in new window.

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New Britney Spears pregnancy speculation. Or maybe she’s just a fat redneck

Anthony — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:13:57 +0000

Britney Spears has sparked new rumors she is expecting her on/off boyfriend Adnan Ghalib’s baby after she was seen sporting a bulging belly while out shopping in Los Angeles.

The pop star has been dogged by reports she is pregnant with her third child since the couple were spotted buying pregnancy tests in January.

Last week, speculation mounted as it emerged paparazzo Ghalib has been bragging to friends that he has succeeded in his goal to get Spears pregnant.

And new photos of the Toxic singer, taken on Wednesday, appear to show that Spears is, indeed, pregnant as she shows off a more shapely figure in a form-fitting white T-shirt and jeans.

Spears is currently fighting for custody of her two sons – Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one – with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
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