Darned clever, these Canadians!

Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies .
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have
had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians : have decided to redesign their currency to
prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it!

Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find a solution!
Must be the pure water up there in the North!

It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism.