http://anthonysblog.net Anthony\'s Blog Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:30:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al ... http://anthonysblog.net/bombers-three-day-strike Undercover police suspect that rooster of fattening up his own chicks and then selling them off to KFC. It's a sick, crusty and delicious cycle. http://anthonysblog.net/undercover-police Well I have to reboot,things are getting a little sluggish. The Power of Linux: 06:07:21 up 146 days, 4:39, 1 user, load average: 0.48, 0.53, 0.24 http://anthonysblog.net/rebooting A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he pointed out ... http://anthonysblog.net/gotto-love-texas This puts a whole new meaning to the saying, "Never run a red light." Did you know Gibraltar's Airport runway and vehicular traffic crossings intersect at the same level? http://anthonysblog.net/never-run-a-red-light I bet you he was kicking himself. http://anthonysblog.net/kicking-himself-now This is still one of my favorite Yahoo Answers comeback. http://anthonysblog.net/sandwitch ::knock knock:: "Come on in, it's open." "Hi Mom." "Have you ever heard of people having sex with a dog?" "......... .......... .................... ............... ............ ................. ....................... ...................................... ................... ......................... ................. ............... okay, Mom, I'll see you next week." "You get back here!" "I don't want to talk about dog sex." "I don't want to talk ... http://anthonysblog.net/dog-sex Darned clever, these Canadians! Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies . Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians : have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even ... http://anthonysblog.net/darned-clever-these-canadians DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS ... --------------------------------------------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..' --------------------------------------------------------- ... http://anthonysblog.net/different-ways-of-looking-at-things