So in the wonderful divorce I email Cynthia when I need to try and get something important to her or from her.
This was my small email to her; I had missed my phone call times to the kids…

Cynthia,

Please tell the kids I am very sorry for missing my last two times to call, I was overwhelmed at work and could not escape. Please tell them I am sorry and I miss them very much and love them.

Have you had a chance to look over the papers?

Thanks,

Anthony

This was her response… 3 days later.

Are you sure your not going to suing me for full custodial rights to Benjamin. I really don’t know why you want to make things a big deal I am not. Things do come up and I do understand that. I know you also have been the one who phone calls has not come through. I just read some of these email and I really do think you have gone off the deep end. Ever other week its something with you. Anthony its not a big deal. I just don’t understand why you want to be like this all the time. Us not getting along does not help Benjamin at all. I know you didn’t change that much. You are the same old Anthony I was married too. It’s a shame that the kids didn’t have this much attention to, when you were here. Ever time I turn around am I going have to listen to this. But its ok for you to do things. This is not right, when you know Benjamin does not want to live with. Are you really thinking of him. I am very happy and all I want is peace. Why can’t you let me have it. You will not control my life what so every. I really wish this was all over with.

No header, footer, nothing.. Yes there are some questions as to what she is saying or responding to, but the point is the wonderful writing style. I can see it now, my 10th grade English teacher just has a small stroke, and a shortage of red pens.