My Building Permit:

I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim.

The City Council told me to go to hell.
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So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

………Work starts on Monday