A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he pointed out the location.
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This puts a whole new meaning to the saying, “Never run a red light.”
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I bet you he was kicking himself.
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This is still one of my favorite Yahoo Answers comeback.
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::knock knock::

“Come on in, it’s open.”

“Hi Mom.”

“Have you ever heard of people having sex with a dog?” Read the rest of this entry »