My Building Permit
My Building Permit:
I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim.
The City Council told me to go to hell.
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So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
.........Work starts on Monday
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Switching to Lighttpd for image hosting
As some of you know, running a image hosting site can be a bit of a headache in the field of performance/cost ratio. As 99% of the time we are just giving away our services and making pennies a day keeping the cost down but performance up is the challenge. I currently run FreeImageHostingOn.us a free image hosting site. The problem is the traffic these sites can generate.
Damage by BP Oil Spill
In view of the USA's plea for help recently I feel it wouldn't hurt for me to go down to New Orleans for a bit and help as much as I can. the scene below gives you some idea of what I will be working with. It is a sad site.
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or from Montana
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
Proof Sean Connery Will Never Die
Proof Sean Connery Will Never Die, below is the most solid proof I have been able to find that Sean Connery will never die.
